The Bear Axon Joke

...this one's a gem...

Do stop me if I've told you this one before...

[don't stop him, regardless]

I was once marking a set of questions on a tripos paper. They were about nerves, myelinated and non-myelinated if I recall. One of the students had decided to draw a non-myelinated axon, in cross-section.

[Dr Tapp draws a large circle]

And, do you know, he'd been told it was a good idea to label diagrams. So, do you know what he did?

[we know exactly what he did, we've heard this three times already. But Dr Tapp is by now laughing hysterically and it's just too late]

Do you know?

[cut the crap, oldy]

Well, do you?

[come on, this is getting dull]

He didn't know the word 'unmyelinated', so can you guess what he put?

[oh brother, please. by now we've already written the word 'bear' on the sheet of paper but he can't see it. someone in the corner is by now colouring in a large picture of a grizzly bear, but he's not noticed. others start growling subtly]

He put 'bare axon'! But that's not the funny bit, you see!

[oh no, the funny bit's coming up just now - don't worry if you miss it though, it's no great loss]

Most people would spell it 'B A R E'. But this simpleton, do you know how he spelled it?

[three people have already left. anyone who hasn't worked out the punchline yet is really very slow]

He spelled it...

[a long pause while Dr Tapp uses his legendary comic timing and tries to stop his own uncontrollable chortles]

'bear axon'... as in 'B E A R'. You know, the grizzly thing. I was on the verge of writing something amusing on his paper.

[amusing? Dr Tapp?]

But I restrained myself. Anyway....

[Dr Tapp spends the next half hour occasionally muttering the word 'bear' and chuckling quietly]

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